丶 □ ....的回答：既然是这样.. 那我建议你写这段交上去,. A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." 丶 □ ....的回答：既然是这样.. 那我建议你写这段交上去,. A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." 丶 □ ....的回答：既然是这样.. 那我建议你写这段交上去,. A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." Clancy的回答：黄段子啊？ 一个女孩去教堂忏悔。 神父问她怎么了，她说我有罪，我今天骂人了，骂一个男人是狗娘养的 神父问为什么，女孩说他摸她的胸部。神父说，是不是这样？接着也摸了，女孩说是，神父说即使这样也没理由骂他。接着女孩说那男人还脱他的衣服，还和他性交...神父示范着都做了，还说即使这样也没理由骂那个男人。最后那女孩火了，说那男人有AIDS！！接着神父就说，妈的，狗娘养的！！ 大老师 ????的回答：有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… girl: father, i have sinned. 女孩：神父，我有罪 preacher: what did you do, little girl? 神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？ girl: yesterday, i called a man a “son of a bitch.“ 女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」 preacher: why? what did he do to you? 神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？ girl: he touched my breast. 女孩：他……他摸我的胸部 preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部） girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes. 女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的 preacher: that“s no reason to call him that. 神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊 girl: but he also took off my cloth. 女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服） girl: yes, that“s what he did. 女孩：是的，是这样子没错 preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that. 神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊 girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what) 神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了） girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did... 女孩：（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子……… preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a... 神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 girl: but he had aids!! 女孩：但是他有爱滋病呀!! preacher: that son of a bitch!!! 神父：那个狗娘养的!!! |
